http://www.debtdemon.com/debt/guide-to-free-living.html Guide to debt free living is what you need. We are ready to give it to you. en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 Introducing the Debt Demon's guide to debt free living The Debt Demon is what you have to vanquish from your life. He is the manifestation of the brutal, greedy and Satanic creditors who run your life. It is also the name of our site. In that sense, the Debt Demon is the one terrorizing debt and dedicating itself - and every ounce of its energy - to its downfall. Confusing as this may sound now, it won't be once you experience the glory of debt free living. To do that, all you have to do is work hard. Learn the ways of becoming debt free quickly and easily with the help of our vehement staff. The efforts you exert will not leave you wanting more, or feeling unfulfilled. Behold, the Demon's guide to debt free living. Heed these words and thou shall be redeemed. Step #1 on the guide to debt free living? Give yourself up. Place your faith in the Guide. Be forthright. We are not entirely sure what that means. But you need to invest yourself in the efforts you are about to exert, otherwise, well the guide to debt free living isn't going to be near as effective. Contact a proven credit counseling firm, preferably a non-profit one. Cut up all of your credit cards that you don't use. Consolidate your bills to the balance with the lowest interest rate. Read a passage from the guide to debt free living five times a day, while facing East. Seek counseling 1-on-1 from a certified and established Christian debt free living official. Let them touch you intimately. In the sense of providing enlightenment and wisdom, of course. Exorcise the Demons within you by drinking a goblet of your own blood, filling up the bathtub with water, plugging in a hair drier and dropping it into the water. Then, emerge from the tub unscathed, douse yourself in gasoline and light a match. Repeat the mantra from the guide to debt free living that the minions of debt shall never touch thee, so long as thine faith is strong. Also, chant any other passage that particularly appeals to you from the guide to debt free living three times. See you on the other side. NOTE: We do not recommend the actual implementation of the steps described in this guide to debt free living. This is metaphoric, not literal. Got that? We are not libel for anything you do from this point forward. Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT